A Real Embarrassing Story.

johnnyehlers · 04-02-2012, 02:10 PM

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman… and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, “My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. If the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.”

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, “Is that really true about your father?

“No,” the boy said, “He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but it’s too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.”

Jerryboy · 04-02-2012, 03:32 PM

Brisk44 · 04-02-2012, 07:46 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I love it!!!!!

Buckshot · 04-04-2012, 04:56 AM

Guts3d · 04-04-2012, 06:23 AM

I gotta pass that one on, thanks!

04-02-2012, 02:10 PM	#1
johnnyehlers V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: West Central Missouri Posts: 276	A Real Embarrassing Story. One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman… and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, “My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. If the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.” The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, “Is that really true about your father? “No,” the boy said, “He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but it’s too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.” -->

04-02-2012, 03:32 PM	#2
Jerryboy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 708	Re: A Real Embarrassing Story.

04-02-2012, 07:46 PM	#3
Brisk44 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,747	Re: A Real Embarrassing Story. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I love it!!!!!

04-04-2012, 04:56 AM	#4
Buckshot Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern AZ Posts: 881	Re: A Real Embarrassing Story. __________________ United States of America - Born July 4th, 1776 - Killed by 50 million brain-dead zombies November 6th, 2012 Mack: Shame what this town's come to. Charley Waite: You could do something about it. Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper. Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you? Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed. Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying. - Open Range MOLON LABE

04-04-2012, 06:23 AM	#5
Guts3d V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa Posts: 166	Re: A Real Embarrassing Story. I gotta pass that one on, thanks! __________________ "I don't like the idea of gettin' shot in the hand" - Blackie from "Rustler's Rhapsody"