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04-18-2012, 06:48 PM
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Beer Engages Mouth.
I was in a pub last Saturday night. Had a few....and noticed two very large women at the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you ladies from Scotland?" One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!" So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?" That's all I remember |
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04-18-2012, 07:51 PM
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Re: Beer Engages Mouth.
Very funny, good one.
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04-18-2012, 09:29 PM
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Re: Beer Engages Mouth.
Thanks John .... That's the best I've read this week .
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04-19-2012, 12:51 PM
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Re: Beer Engages Mouth.
Thank you, I now have coffee running from my nose, down my shirt and all over my keyboard. It was worth every drop.
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04-23-2012, 12:10 AM
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Re: Beer Engages Mouth.
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04-23-2012, 07:13 AM
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Re: Beer Engages Mouth.
Thats a swell joke.
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04-23-2012, 09:45 AM
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Re: Beer Engages Mouth.
Hahahahahahahaha!
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04-23-2012, 09:58 AM
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Re: Beer Engages Mouth.
Donna and I got a kick out of that one.
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