Pepsi to introduce a new soda? - The Firearms Forum

Diamondback · 05-23-2012, 08:02 PM

Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA (mykoxaphalentooldphyew) will soon be available in liquid form under the trade name of "Mydixaflop". Mydixaflop will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group NYSE PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a mixer, under the name "Mount And Do". Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests:

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."

armoredman · 05-23-2012, 11:46 PM

So wrong on so many levels, but so hilarious.

johnnyehlers · 05-25-2012, 12:08 AM

I tried to buy some but was told it's no longer made. Seems the secret service
canceled their order.

watsisname · 05-26-2012, 06:39 PM

langenc · 05-30-2012, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyehlers

I tried to buy some but was told it's no longer made. Seems the secret service
canceled their order.

Ill bet the SS bought it all..

Anchor Clanker · 05-31-2012, 04:55 PM

Have you read about that new breakfast food. Prostuitues? Unlike Post Toasties when you add milk, go Snap, Crackle and Pop, they just lay in the bowl and bang.

Deputy Dawg · 05-31-2012, 07:13 PM

05-23-2012, 08:02 PM	#1
Diamondback Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Silver City, Oklahoma Posts: 659	Pepsi to introduce a new soda? Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA (mykoxaphalentooldphyew) will soon be available in liquid form under the trade name of "Mydixaflop". Mydixaflop will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group NYSE PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a mixer, under the name "Mount And Do". Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one." -->

05-23-2012, 11:46 PM	#2
armoredman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Proud to be in Arizona Posts: 1,367	Re: Pepsi to introduce a new soda? So wrong on so many levels, but so hilarious.

05-25-2012, 12:08 AM	#3
johnnyehlers V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: West Central Missouri Posts: 277	Re: Pepsi to introduce a new soda? I tried to buy some but was told it's no longer made. Seems the secret service canceled their order.

05-26-2012, 06:39 PM	#4
watsisname Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 522	Re: Pepsi to introduce a new soda?

05-31-2012, 04:55 PM	#6
Anchor Clanker V.I.P. Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Vacaville,California Posts: 196	Re: Pepsi to introduce a new soda? Have you read about that new breakfast food. Prostuitues? Unlike Post Toasties when you add milk, go Snap, Crackle and Pop, they just lay in the bowl and bang.

05-31-2012, 07:13 PM	#7
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