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Old 06-16-2012, 09:00 AM   #1
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A puppet, a black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist walk into a bar.

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"What'll it be, Mr. President?"

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Old 06-16-2012, 09:01 AM   #2
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Old 06-16-2012, 09:07 AM   #3
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and he's all yours ...
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Old 06-16-2012, 09:08 AM   #4
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and he's all yours ...
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Old 06-16-2012, 10:02 AM   #5
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Bingo!
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Old 06-16-2012, 06:25 PM   #6
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and he's all yours ...
I'm willing to share with our Austrailian allies.
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Old 06-16-2012, 06:31 PM   #7
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Totally agree, what a bum.
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:06 PM   #8
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Old 06-17-2012, 11:12 AM   #9
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Funny, but too damn close to the truth for comfort.



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Old 06-17-2012, 04:11 PM   #10
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He gets a round for the veterans and barbers he has brought along, and walks out without paying...
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