A Farmer's Logic - The Firearms Forum

killbuck · 07-11-2012, 12:59 PM

You know there are so many TV channels, each one starved for new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said ? Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's therelation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

Farmer:Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

Reporter:Sir, this is really valuable information,but what about getting to the point?

Farmer:I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine,if I was playing with your tits twice a day ....and only screwing you once a year,wouldn't you get mad?

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED ...

Insulation Tim · 07-11-2012, 02:06 PM

nynomad · 07-11-2012, 02:09 PM

LOL!!!

howlnmad · 07-11-2012, 02:13 PM

dad2thebone · 07-11-2012, 02:19 PM

Very informative. logical too! should have aired it though.Lots of folks need the laugh.

Woodnut · 07-11-2012, 04:31 PM

Well put on the farmers part.

68c15 · 07-11-2012, 10:02 PM

in other words "get off my land and let me do my work you tree hugging liberal hippy"

07-11-2012, 12:59 PM	#1
killbuck V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: WNY (In the Snow Belt) Posts: 328	A Farmer's Logic You know there are so many TV channels, each one starved for new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter. The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease? The farmer stared at the reporter and said ? Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year? Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's therelation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease? Farmer:Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day? Reporter:Sir, this is really valuable information,but what about getting to the point? Farmer:I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine,if I was playing with your tits twice a day ....and only screwing you once a year,wouldn't you get mad? THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED ... -->

07-11-2012, 02:06 PM	#2
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,315	Re: A Farmer's Logic __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*

07-11-2012, 02:09 PM	#3
nynomad V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 380	Re: A Farmer's Logic LOL!!!

07-11-2012, 02:13 PM	#4
howlnmad Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Harriman, Tn Contributor Posts: 2,636	Re: A Farmer's Logic __________________

07-11-2012, 02:19 PM	#5
dad2thebone Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1,357	Re: A Farmer's Logic Very informative. logical too! should have aired it though.Lots of folks need the laugh. __________________ 9-11-01 we will never forget.And then we have dec 7 now it's Nov 6th all sad days for our country. And dont whizz on my leg then tell me it's raining.

07-11-2012, 04:31 PM	#6
Woodnut Forum Sponsor Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Diamondhead, MS Contributor Posts: 2,182	Re: A Farmer's Logic Well put on the farmers part. __________________ Carl Never doubt the beauty of wood. Carl’s Album www.cwgrips.com Web site Updated 01/01/2013 NRA Life Member

07-11-2012, 10:02 PM	#7
68c15 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 2,144	Re: A Farmer's Logic in other words "get off my land and let me do my work you tree hugging liberal hippy" __________________ I'll go defenseless when our leaders do the same