new reallity show - The Firearms Forum

Appliancedude · 10-01-2012, 11:26 PM

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!" The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius

with 13 bumper stickers which will read:

1 "I'm a Democrat"
2 "Amnesty for Illegals"
3 "I love the Dixie Chicks"
4 "Boycott Beef"
5 "I Voted for Obama"
6 "George Strait Sucks"
7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O’Donnell is Texas born"
10. "I love Obama care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank is my hero"
12. "I side with Jane Fonda"

And the last sticker is…

13. "I'm here to confiscate your guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

God Bless Texas and God Bless America !

Vote 2012

68c15 · 10-04-2012, 07:34 AM

well, since highboy already has a pink prius for when his truck don't start he is a shoe-in

10-01-2012, 11:26 PM	#1
Appliancedude Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The true northern Cal Posts: 1,562	new reallity show Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!" The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas. Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 13 bumper stickers which will read: 1 "I'm a Democrat" 2 "Amnesty for Illegals" 3 "I love the Dixie Chicks" 4 "Boycott Beef" 5 "I Voted for Obama" 6 "George Strait Sucks" 7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012" 8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor" 9. "Rosie O’Donnell is Texas born" 10. "I love Obama care and Chuck Schumer" 11. "Barney Frank is my hero" 12. "I side with Jane Fonda" And the last sticker is… 13. "I'm here to confiscate your guns" The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins. God Bless Texas and God Bless America ! Vote 2012 __________________ It ain't broke it just lacks duct tape. The nice thing about opinions is everybody has one. -->

10-04-2012, 07:34 AM	#2
68c15 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 2,063	Re: new reallity show well, since highboy already has a pink prius for when his truck don't start he is a shoe-in __________________ I'll go defenseless when our leaders do the same