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Old 11-10-2012, 10:57 AM   #1
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Default The Black Bra

*The Black Bra (as told by a woman)*

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged,
one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We
were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our
men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto
heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days
to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend_

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a
black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and
said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we
made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask
over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in
the door and saw me he said:







What's for dinner, Zorro?

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Old 11-10-2012, 12:30 PM   #2
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Now that's funny!
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Old 11-10-2012, 02:37 PM   #3
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Quote:
What's for dinner, Zorro?
Cooked goose and its gonna be tenderized to a pulp.
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