Little Akio ! ! ! - The Firearms Forum

USMCSpeedy · 11-26-2012, 11:32 PM

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good! -- Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"

Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more difficult -- Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?"

Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japs."

"Who said that? -- I want to know right now!? she angrily demanded.

Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right! -- Now who said that?"

Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!"

Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little s**t! -- If you say anything else -- I'll kill you!"

Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004."

The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh s**t, We're screwed!"

Little Akio said quietly, "The American people, November 6, 2012."

norahc · 11-26-2012, 11:35 PM

hstout1143 · 11-26-2012, 11:52 PM

Popeye · 11-27-2012, 12:20 AM

1 Eyed Jack · 11-27-2012, 12:32 AM

I have to admit that I find it hard to find humor in anything these days, my family is going through some difficult times and it's weighing heavily on me, I think this was the first time I have even smiled in weeks, very funny, and I thank you for posting it,

USMCSpeedy · 11-27-2012, 05:08 PM

Glad I could bring a smile Jack.

elkslayer4x5 · 11-28-2012, 10:04 AM

11-26-2012, 11:32 PM	#1
USMCSpeedy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 631	Little Akio ! ! ! The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said. "Very good! -- Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?" Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." "Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more difficult -- Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?" Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "Fk the Japs." "Who said that? -- I want to know right now!? she angrily demanded. Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right! -- Now who said that?" Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!" Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little st! -- If you say anything else -- I'll kill you!" Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004." The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh st, We're screwed!" Little Akio said quietly, "The American people, November 6, 2012." __________________ If all else fails, VOTE FROM THE ROOFTOPS** Trying to reform a liberal is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end. What this country needs is more family trees that will produce more lumber and fewer nuts! -->

11-26-2012, 11:52 PM	#3
hstout1143 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: California Contributor Posts: 1,815	Re: Little Akio ! ! ! __________________ NRA Life Member Kids that hunt and fish don't mug old ladies. "Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." - Ronald Reagan "Deo Duce, Ferro Comitante", With God as my leader and my sword as my companion

11-27-2012, 12:20 AM	#4
Popeye V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Sacramento area, CA Posts: 319	Re: Little Akio ! ! ! __________________ We, as a nation, have become fatified, lazified and stupefied.

11-27-2012, 12:32 AM	#5
1 Eyed Jack Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 673	Re: Little Akio ! ! ! I have to admit that I find it hard to find humor in anything these days, my family is going through some difficult times and it's weighing heavily on me, I think this was the first time I have even smiled in weeks, very funny, and I thank you for posting it,

11-27-2012, 05:08 PM	#6
USMCSpeedy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 631	Re: Little Akio ! ! ! Glad I could bring a smile Jack. __________________ If all else fails, VOTE FROM THE ROOFTOPS Trying to reform a liberal is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end. What this country needs is more family trees that will produce more lumber and fewer nuts!

11-28-2012, 10:04 AM	#7
elkslayer4x5 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Lane County, Oregon Posts: 61	Re: Little Akio ! ! ! __________________ skin that one out, and I'll get ya another