Al Gore Blames Altitude for Obama Debate Performance - The Firearms Forum

cheesewiz · 10-04-2012, 10:00 PM

Former Vice President Al Gore believes he found the culprit for President Obama’s poor debate performance Wednesday: the altitude in Denver. He spoke about his idea on Current TV after the debate Wednesday night.

“Obama arrived in Denver at 2 p.m. today. When you go to 5,000 feet and you only have a few hours to adjust...uh, I don’t know.”

You can't make this **** up .....lol are you kidding me ?

Jim K · 10-04-2012, 10:06 PM

Of course! That's why my Steelers lost! The Broncos had nothing to do with it.

Jim

BETH · 10-04-2012, 10:08 PM

next it's going to be his shorts were too tight

cycloneman · 10-04-2012, 10:10 PM

Al Gore forgotten but not gone.

Hows the old lady doing AL? Send her out love.

cycloneman · 10-04-2012, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BETH

next it's going to be his shorts were too tight

Beth i dont think he wears shorts. More like panties. Or a thong thingie.

nmckenzie · 10-04-2012, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by cheesewiz

“Obama arrived in Denver at 2 p.m. today. When you go to 5,000 feet and you only have a few hours to adjust...uh, I don’t know.”

So...um...the next round's going to be held in Death Valley?

cycloneman · 10-04-2012, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by nmckenzie

So...um...the next round's going to be held in Death Valley?

We could give him a spot down here in the swamp to debate. Then again he is probably askeered of the gators. So maybe kenya.

nmckenzie · 10-04-2012, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cycloneman

Beth i dont think he wears shorts. More like panties. Or a thong thingie.

The lady of the house was reading over my shoulder, noted this comment, and suggested rather than a thong thingie it was a maladjusted cod piece (promoted by Eldridge Cleaver as a fashion accessory in the mid '70s).

ampaterry · 10-05-2012, 07:10 AM

Good Lord!

I KNEW Gore was a complete idiot, but this surpasses all!

Sure, Al, the altitude makes people stupid - that's why the Air Force set up their top secret high-tech training facility there for Special Weapons.
And the Air Force Academy just down the road.
And the major NORAD facility.
And Iron Mountain.
And the Rocky Mountain Arsenal.

Smooth, Al -

1969SS396 · 10-05-2012, 08:17 AM

And there are those who will believe him,......they walk among us.

Appliancedude · 10-05-2012, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by cheesewiz

Former Vice President Al Gore believes he found the culprit for President Obama’s poor debate performance Wednesday: the altitude in Denver. He spoke about his idea on Current TV after the debate Wednesday night.

“Obama arrived in Denver at 2 p.m. today. When you go to 5,000 feet and you only have a few hours to adjust...uh, I don’t know.”

You can't make this **** up .....lol are you kidding me ?

He also believes he invented the internet, and in the existence of manbearpig

aa1911 · 10-05-2012, 11:59 AM

what a pitiful excuse... really guy? altitude got ya?

I live at sea level and last time I went to CO, I jumped in the rental car and drove straight to the top of Pike's peak at 14k feet. When I got to the top, I suddenly found I couldn't debate anymore! oh wait, that was our CiC at 5k.

saw manbearpig when I was up there too! hahahaa

01brian · 10-05-2012, 12:19 PM

Ya, its the altitude...hopefully he won't come back here. Ever. And the rest of the liberals should leave too. Its scarey high up here man...

Bodyguard · 10-05-2012, 12:26 PM

I rarely make comments, but this statement brings out the worst in me! I think that statement was code for saying that the President got high on the way there. If he has a problem with air, we could have him placed in an iron lung until election time.

jbmid1 · 10-05-2012, 01:22 PM

The president's own excuse is even better. The person he debated was not the rel Mitt Romney. Apparently Mitt has an evil twin who was substituted at the last minute. Evil twin reportedly wants to reduce taxes on the rich by 5 trillion, throw old people off of cliffs, make dirty air and water, pay corporations to go overseas and reinstate every policy ever promoted by GW bush.

45silverback · 10-05-2012, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 1969SS396

And there are those who will believe him,......they walk among us.

I have given "Those who walk among us" a title.... Asshats. It's like a code between me and the old Lady. We see one, and one of us will say... "They walk among us"

therewolf · 10-05-2012, 03:31 PM

Altitude? I think Al Gore's a little high.

If you want to talk adjustment, the prez better

get ready, because if he thinks rising 5K feet is bad,

just wait till he no longer has 5.6 billion to piss away

over 4 years on sundries, vacations, and percs,

and nobody kissing his butt...

Caneman · 10-05-2012, 03:44 PM

i suppose this would be the first time Obama made an excuse for being too high...

10-04-2012, 10:00 PM	#1
cheesewiz V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 279	Al Gore Blames Altitude for Obama Debate Performance Former Vice President Al Gore believes he found the culprit for President Obama’s poor debate performance Wednesday: the altitude in Denver. He spoke about his idea on Current TV after the debate Wednesday night. “Obama arrived in Denver at 2 p.m. today. When you go to 5,000 feet and you only have a few hours to adjust...uh, I don’t know.” You can't make this **** up .....lol are you kidding me ? -->

10-04-2012, 10:06 PM	#2
Jim K Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,408	Re: Al Gore Blames Altitude for Obama Debate Performance Of course! That's why my Steelers lost! The Broncos had nothing to do with it. Jim

10-04-2012, 10:08 PM	#3
BETH Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: naugatuck,Ct. Contributor Posts: 6,686	Re: Al Gore Blames Altitude for Obama Debate Performance next it's going to be his shorts were too tight

10-04-2012, 10:10 PM	#4
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,436	Re: Al Gore Blames Altitude for Obama Debate Performance Al Gore forgotten but not gone. Hows the old lady doing AL? Send her out love. __________________ Who are you going to serve today?

10-05-2012, 07:10 AM	#9
ampaterry TFF Admin Staff Chaplain Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Tennessee Contributor Posts: 6,378	Re: Al Gore Blames Altitude for Obama Debate Performance Good Lord! I KNEW Gore was a complete idiot, but this surpasses all! Sure, Al, the altitude makes people stupid - that's why the Air Force set up their top secret high-tech training facility there for Special Weapons. And the Air Force Academy just down the road. And the major NORAD facility. And Iron Mountain. And the Rocky Mountain Arsenal. Smooth, Al - __________________ Reason given by one of Obama's more intellectual supporters when asked why she voted for him: *"He gave me a PHONE!!"*

10-05-2012, 08:17 AM	#10
1969SS396 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: the "Mitten" state Posts: 256	Re: Al Gore Blames Altitude for Obama Debate Performance And there are those who will believe him,......they walk among us. __________________ So Mote it be.

10-05-2012, 11:59 AM	#12
aa1911 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 3,122	Re: Al Gore Blames Altitude for Obama Debate Performance what a pitiful excuse... really guy? altitude got ya? I live at sea level and last time I went to CO, I jumped in the rental car and drove straight to the top of Pike's peak at 14k feet. When I got to the top, I suddenly found I couldn't debate anymore! oh wait, that was our CiC at 5k. saw manbearpig when I was up there too! hahahaa __________________ "Loud noises don't end gunfights.... well placed shots do."

10-05-2012, 12:19 PM	#13
01brian V.I.P. Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Colorado Posts: 334	Re: Al Gore Blames Altitude for Obama Debate Performance Ya, its the altitude...hopefully he won't come back here. Ever. And the rest of the liberals should leave too. Its scarey high up here man...

10-05-2012, 12:26 PM	#14
Bodyguard Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: So Central Kentucky Posts: 24	Re: Al Gore Blames Altitude for Obama Debate Performance I rarely make comments, but this statement brings out the worst in me! I think that statement was code for saying that the President got high on the way there. If he has a problem with air, we could have him placed in an iron lung until election time.

10-05-2012, 01:22 PM	#15
jbmid1 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,081	Re: Al Gore Blames Altitude for Obama Debate Performance The president's own excuse is even better. The person he debated was not the rel Mitt Romney. Apparently Mitt has an evil twin who was substituted at the last minute. Evil twin reportedly wants to reduce taxes on the rich by 5 trillion, throw old people off of cliffs, make dirty air and water, pay corporations to go overseas and reinstate every policy ever promoted by GW bush. __________________ You can't be too rich, too thin, or have too much firepower.

10-05-2012, 03:31 PM	#17
therewolf V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: New Port Richey, Fl. Posts: 177	Re: Al Gore Blames Altitude for Obama Debate Performance Altitude? I think Al Gore's a little high. If you want to talk adjustment, the prez better get ready, because if he thinks rising 5K feet is bad, just wait till he no longer has 5.6 billion to piss away over 4 years on sundries, vacations, and percs, and nobody kissing his butt...

10-05-2012, 03:44 PM	#18
Caneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,287	Re: Al Gore Blames Altitude for Obama Debate Performance i suppose this would be the first time Obama made an excuse for being too high...