Red necks - The Firearms Forum

goofy · 10-07-2012, 03:59 PM

Don't know if this has already been posted just herd it.

What are a red necks last words

"WATCH THIS"

Mike

RJay · 10-07-2012, 04:44 PM

I throught it was " Here, hold my beer and watch this"

NRA_guy · 10-07-2012, 05:16 PM

Why do folks think it's OK to make fun of red necks---but not blacks, hispanics, orientals, gays, fat people, ugly women, handicapped people, etc.?

I'm not really offended; just wondering about the rationale.

Yeah, I've been accused of being a red neck.

Alpo · 10-07-2012, 05:19 PM

It's because most rednecks are white, male, hetero. They're about the only ones you can make fun of anymore.

gun runner · 10-07-2012, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by NRA_guy

Why do folks think it's OK to make fun of red necks---but not blacks, hispanics, orientals, gays, fat people, ugly women, handicapped people, etc.?

I'm not really offended; just wondering about the rationale.

Yeah, I've been accused of being a red neck.

I been accused of being a redneck as well.

dons2346 · 10-07-2012, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Alpo

It's because most rednecks are white, male, hetero. They're about the only ones you can make fun of anymore.

And that can take it without hollering racist, pervert, etc.

lonewolf204 · 10-07-2012, 08:38 PM

Folks around here say that I am 100% REDNECK!

WHSmithIV · 10-08-2012, 09:02 AM

I must be well on my way to being a redneck. I live now in the mountains of Idaho, own guns, have livestock and drive a pickup. That's probably most of what I need to qualify. I must be a 'sophisticated' redneck though since I drink more red wine than beer

Alpo · 10-08-2012, 09:53 AM

Sometimes it is hard to tell. I heard, years ago, the way to tell the difference between a redneck and a good-old-boy, is the redneck throws his beer can out the window, while the good old boy throws his on the passenger floorboards.

Left me confused.

I don't drink beer.

Country101 · 10-08-2012, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Alpo

It's because most rednecks are white, male, hetero. They're about the only ones you can make fun of anymore.

Currently the group that is discriminated against the most......thanks to the PC crowd and liberals.....

therewolf · 10-08-2012, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by NRA_guy

Why do folks think it's OK to make fun of red necks---but not blacks, hispanics, orientals, gays, fat people, ugly women, handicapped people, etc.?

I'm not really offended; just wondering about the rationale.

Yeah, I've been accused of being a red neck.

Yeah, they soak up a lot of abuse, but there's nobody I'd

rather rely on, in a pinch.

IME, they have the courage of a lion, and will give you the shirt off their back...

carver · 10-08-2012, 11:56 AM

All jokes aside, when the SHTF a redneck is the guy you want watching your back. I don't take offense at red neck jokes, most of them are true anyway. But if you ain't a red neck telling that red neck joke, things might get a little hot when I start firing back! Yeah, I'm a red neck, and proud of it. I'm that Bible believing, gun totten, anti comunist that the Liberals are warning everyone about! And I mow my drive way!

marlin795 · 10-08-2012, 01:00 PM

Carver, isn't it funny how you and I are suddenly the "home grown terrorists"?
What's wrong with this picture? I'm sorry but I'm not the one who believes that if you don't follow alla then I kill you.

Old Grump · 10-08-2012, 01:50 PM

Well this redneck from the north woods is proud to be what I am and if the faux black man in the White House can't stand Veterans, Patriots, Jews and Christians, Gun Owners and conservatives then he can just kiss my hairy white......no wait, let me go eat some beans and sausage first.

therewolf · 10-08-2012, 01:54 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I thought he just got the black vote,

by being almost black...

Sig Willy · 10-09-2012, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by NRA_guy

Why do folks think it's OK to make fun of red necks---but not blacks, hispanics, orientals, gays, fat people, ugly women, handicapped people, etc.?

I'm not really offended; just wondering about the rationale.

Yeah, I've been accused of being a red neck.

Us whites can take the ribbing but the others? They get bent out of shape.

Deacon_Man · 10-09-2012, 07:08 PM

They don't call me Johnny redneck for nothing.

76Highboy · 10-09-2012, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Alpo

It's because most rednecks are white, male, hetero. They're about the only ones you can make fun of anymore.

There is one more group you can make fun of and get away with it. That would be guys like me that are bald. It seems to work for the ones that know me.

Nursing home joke are funny. Oh, and one more category that is funny to joke about is pathetic losers like Hillary.

jim summers · 10-09-2012, 11:46 PM

You can't really offend a red neck by telling a joke about them

Alpo · 10-10-2012, 05:30 AM

Well, actually, yes you can. I've been offended by several "jokes" about rednecks, about whites or about Southerners.

Mostly I ignore it, because I "consider the source". But, just because I don't weep and wail and sling snot, does not mean I did not find it offensive.

Your comment, for example, I found offensive, because it implies that rednecks are too stupid to take offense at anything.

Iron Eagle · 10-10-2012, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Old Grump

Well this redneck from the north woods is proud to be what I am and if the faux black man in the White House can't stand Veterans, Patriots, Jews and Christians, Gun Owners and conservatives then he can just kiss my hairy white......no wait, let me go eat some beans and sausage first.

Don't forget to wash them down with beer and hard boiled eggs! LOL

Iron Eagle · 10-10-2012, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by carver

All jokes aside, when the SHTF a redneck is the guy you want watching your back. I don't take offense at red neck jokes, most of them are true anyway. But if you ain't a red neck telling that red neck joke, things might get a little hot when I start firing back! Yeah, I'm a red neck, and proud of it. I'm that Bible believing, gun totten, anti comunist that the Liberals are warning everyone about! And I mow my drive way!

So do I, brother.

steve666 · 10-10-2012, 07:01 AM

I'm not a redneck or anything else, other than someone with a wicked/evil sense of humor, therefore I make fun of everybody. There are two ways to say this, the polite way... If you can't take a joke then you are one; and the vulgar way... F you if you can't take a joke.

carver · 10-10-2012, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Iron Eagle

Don't forget to wash them down with beer and hard boiled eggs! LOL

That should be pickled eggs. They give you the most ammo per oz.!

lilmule · 10-10-2012, 09:22 AM

The term redneck came from Mingo county W.Va.,miners on strike wore red kerchiefs to tell them apart from the mine owners hired guns.
And one of the reasons why the army can no longer function on us soil is their machine gunning of women and children while assisting the mine owners.
Rather loosely applied now days.
While I moved later in life born n bred in west by god virginia.

10-07-2012, 03:59 PM	#1
goofy Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Contributor Posts: 2,024	Red necks Don't know if this has already been posted just herd it. What are a red necks last words "WATCH THIS" Mike -->

10-07-2012, 04:44 PM	#2
RJay Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arizona Posts: 3,487	Re: Red necks I throught it was " Here, hold my beer and watch this" __________________ RonJames

10-07-2012, 05:16 PM	#3
NRA_guy V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Mississippi Posts: 287	Re: Red necks Why do folks think it's OK to make fun of red necks---but not blacks, hispanics, orientals, gays, fat people, ugly women, handicapped people, etc.? I'm not really offended; just wondering about the rationale. Yeah, I've been accused of being a red neck.

10-07-2012, 05:19 PM	#4
Alpo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NW Florida Posts: 8,662	Re: Red necks It's because most rednecks are white, male, hetero. They're about the only ones you can make fun of anymore. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy, and taste good with catsup - George of Lod, Year of Our Lord 297 I always take precautions. Beware the Evil Bullet Fairies.

10-07-2012, 08:38 PM	#7
lonewolf204 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Oklahoma Contributor Posts: 792	Re: Red necks Folks around here say that I am 100% REDNECK! __________________ Fear is only a word in the mind of the weak!

10-08-2012, 09:02 AM	#8
WHSmithIV Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Moore, Idaho contributor Posts: 2,634	Re: Red necks I must be well on my way to being a redneck. I live now in the mountains of Idaho, own guns, have livestock and drive a pickup. That's probably most of what I need to qualify. I must be a 'sophisticated' redneck though since I drink more red wine than beer

10-08-2012, 09:53 AM	#9
Alpo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NW Florida Posts: 8,662	Re: Red necks Sometimes it is hard to tell. I heard, years ago, the way to tell the difference between a redneck and a good-old-boy, is the redneck throws his beer can out the window, while the good old boy throws his on the passenger floorboards. Left me confused. I don't drink beer. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy, and taste good with catsup - George of Lod, Year of Our Lord 297 I always take precautions. Beware the Evil Bullet Fairies.

10-08-2012, 11:56 AM	#12
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,285	Re: Red necks All jokes aside, when the SHTF a redneck is the guy you want watching your back. I don't take offense at red neck jokes, most of them are true anyway. But if you ain't a red neck telling that red neck joke, things might get a little hot when I start firing back! Yeah, I'm a red neck, and proud of it. I'm that Bible believing, gun totten, anti comunist that the Liberals are warning everyone about! And I mow my drive way! __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.

10-08-2012, 01:00 PM	#13
marlin795 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Calvary Chapel Bible College; Murrieta,CA Posts: 755	Re: Red necks Carver, isn't it funny how you and I are suddenly the "home grown terrorists"? What's wrong with this picture? I'm sorry but I'm not the one who believes that if you don't follow alla then I kill you. __________________ Native born Californian, adopted by the Great State Of Texas! PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!!!

10-08-2012, 01:50 PM	#14
Old Grump Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Little hut in the woods near Blue River Wisconsin Posts: 2,290	Re: Red necks Well this redneck from the north woods is proud to be what I am and if the faux black man in the White House can't stand Veterans, Patriots, Jews and Christians, Gun Owners and conservatives then he can just kiss my hairy white......no wait, let me go eat some beans and sausage first. __________________ "When once a republic is corrupted, there is no possibility of remedying any of the growing evils but by removing the corruption and restoring its lost principles; every other correction is either useless or a new evil."~~- Thomas Jefferson Roman Catholic, Life Member of American Legion, VFW, Wisconsin Libertarian party, Wi-FORCE, WGO, NRA, JPFO, GOA, SAFand CCRKBA

10-08-2012, 01:54 PM	#15
therewolf V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: New Port Richey, Fl. Posts: 159	Re: Red necks ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I thought he just got the black vote, by being almost black...

10-09-2012, 07:08 PM	#17
Deacon_Man V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Weatherford Texas Posts: 452	Re: Red necks They don't call me Johnny redneck for nothing.

10-09-2012, 11:46 PM	#19
jim summers Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: I reside in southern Indiana, you can almost step out of my back door and be setting on Patoka Lake Posts: 1,056	Re: Red necks You can't really offend a red neck by telling a joke about them __________________ To Whom Much Is Given, Much Is Required.

10-10-2012, 05:30 AM	#20
Alpo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NW Florida Posts: 8,662	Re: Red necks Well, actually, yes you can. I've been offended by several "jokes" about rednecks, about whites or about Southerners. Mostly I ignore it, because I "consider the source". But, just because I don't weep and wail and sling snot, does not mean I did not find it offensive. Your comment, for example, I found offensive, because it implies that rednecks are too stupid to take offense at anything. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy, and taste good with catsup - George of Lod, Year of Our Lord 297 I always take precautions. Beware the Evil Bullet Fairies.

10-10-2012, 07:01 AM	#23
steve666 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 231	Re: Red necks I'm not a redneck or anything else, other than someone with a wicked/evil sense of humor, therefore I make fun of everybody. There are two ways to say this, the polite way... If you can't take a joke then you are one; and the vulgar way... F you if you can't take a joke. __________________ An armed society is a polite society.

10-10-2012, 09:22 AM	#25
lilmule V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Buchanan,Tn Posts: 50	Re: Red necks The term redneck came from Mingo county W.Va.,miners on strike wore red kerchiefs to tell them apart from the mine owners hired guns. And one of the reasons why the army can no longer function on us soil is their machine gunning of women and children while assisting the mine owners. Rather loosely applied now days. While I moved later in life born n bred in west by god virginia. Last edited by lilmule; 10-10-2012 at 09:24 AM..