Church sounds like a fun place

montezumaz · 10-09-2012, 05:51 PM

There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.

Her breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and jiggled the entire time she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted most of the congregation considerably, both male and female.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

So, one of the ladies approached the organist, very discreetly, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons, "because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a week!"

The perky organist agreed to try rubbing the persimmons on her nipples.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said ...

"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not haff a thermon tewday."

ozo · 10-09-2012, 05:59 PM

My Grandmother can't help what God endowed her with........
And at least two of the 'complaining' ladies of the congregation
were much better 'organists' than Grandma.......I know for a fact !!
[Grandma is widowed, and the Preacher is her high school sweetheart]

montezumaz · 10-09-2012, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ozo

My Grandmother can't help what God endowed her with........
And at least two of the 'complaining' ladies of the congregation
were much better 'organists' than Grandma.......I know for a fact !!
[Grandma is widowed, and the Preacher is her high school sweetheart]

10-09-2012, 05:51 PM	#1
montezumaz Former Guest Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Central AZ (Yavapai County) Posts: 653	Church sounds like a fun place There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and jiggled the entire time she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted most of the congregation considerably, both male and female. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. So, one of the ladies approached the organist, very discreetly, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons, "because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a week!" The perky organist agreed to try rubbing the persimmons on her nipples. The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said ... "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not haff a thermon tewday." -->

10-09-2012, 05:59 PM	#2
ozo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Nashville TN Posts: 2,770	Re: Church sounds like a fun place My Grandmother can't help what God endowed her with........ And at least two of the 'complaining' ladies of the congregation were much better 'organists' than Grandma.......I know for a fact !! [Grandma is widowed, and the Preacher is her high school sweetheart] __________________ http://www.nranews.com/#/nranews, "ozo. you're off your rocker sir." -johnlives4christ http://www.prisonplanet.com/ -America,Bless GOD-