A Pencil - The Firearms Forum

aero · 10-23-2012, 06:30 AM

The value of a Catholic education and a $2 pencil.

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that dang thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

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agedhunter · 10-23-2012, 08:51 AM

montezumaz · 10-23-2012, 10:34 PM

lonewolf204 · 10-24-2012, 09:54 AM

Leave it to little Johnny!

red14 · 10-24-2012, 03:52 PM

I like that kid.

10-23-2012, 06:30 AM	#1
aero V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 227	A Pencil The value of a Catholic education and a $2 pencil. Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?' When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.. A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie. And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that dang thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!' ` -->

10-23-2012, 08:51 AM	#2
agedhunter V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: northern mn Contributor Posts: 159	Re: A Pencil

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10-24-2012, 09:54 AM	#4
lonewolf204 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Oklahoma Contributor Posts: 790	Re: A Pencil Leave it to little Johnny! __________________ Fear is only a word in the mind of the weak!

10-24-2012, 03:52 PM	#5
red14 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N FLA Posts: 3,913	Re: A Pencil I like that kid. __________________ I never argue, I state my opinion, and support my position.