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Old 11-09-2012, 07:11 PM   #1
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Default Back on the couch again - for the second time

Last night my wife wanted me to whisper something dirty in her ear. I said, "The kitchen, the living room, my laundry."

Looks like I'll be on the couch for a while.
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Old 11-10-2012, 06:41 AM   #2
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Where is the couch: inside or outside?
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Old 11-10-2012, 06:44 AM   #3
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The one he'll be sleeping on is in the dog house!
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