My Christmas Vodka Cake Recipe - The Firearms Forum

ka64 · 11-12-2012, 03:49 PM

OOPS, please move...

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit 4 cups self raising flour.

Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat up the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the freakin window. Finish of the Vodka and wipe the counter with the freakin cat.

wv hillbilly · 11-12-2012, 03:53 PM

it will probably be moved to the proper forum

Appliancedude · 11-12-2012, 05:02 PM

I'm curious, before this was moved from General, did anyone even read it? Specifically the instructions?

wv hillbilly · 11-13-2012, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Appliancedude

I'm curious, before this was moved from General, did anyone even read it? Specifically the instructions?

yep all the way through
some just cant tell a joke

ka64 · 11-13-2012, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by wv hillbilly

yep all the way through
some just cant tell a joke

Sorry...

Appliancedude · 11-13-2012, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ka64

Sorry...

Not you, I figured it would get moved to the pumphouse maybe.

Dog Soldier · 11-13-2012, 10:08 PM

Thanks very much. You have explained something that I have never understood? I now know why people own House Cats.

hstout1143 · 11-13-2012, 10:19 PM

If we don't have a cat is it ok to use my neighbors?

ka64 · 11-14-2012, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Appliancedude

Not you, I figured it would get moved to the pumphouse maybe.

LOL, that was meant for Hillbilly.......

wv hillbilly · 11-14-2012, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Appliancedude

Not you, I figured it would get moved to the pumphouse maybe.

that's what i meant

11-12-2012, 03:49 PM	#1
ka64 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Michigan Contributor Posts: 1,412	My Christmas Vodka Cake Recipe OOPS, please move... Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit 4 cups self raising flour. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat up the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the freakin window. Finish of the Vodka and wipe the counter with the freakin cat. --> Last edited by ka64; 11-12-2012 at 05:07 PM..

11-12-2012, 03:53 PM	#2
wv hillbilly Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: mountains of wv. Posts: 2,017	Re: My Christmas Vodka Cake Recipe it will probably be moved to the proper forum

11-12-2012, 05:02 PM	#3
Appliancedude Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The true northern Cal Posts: 1,562	Re: My Christmas Vodka Cake Recipe I'm curious, before this was moved from General, did anyone even read it? Specifically the instructions? __________________ It ain't broke it just lacks duct tape. The nice thing about opinions is everybody has one.

11-13-2012, 10:08 PM	#7
Dog Soldier V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Great Desert Posts: 154	Re: My Christmas Vodka Cake Recipe Thanks very much. You have explained something that I have never understood? I now know why people own House Cats.

11-13-2012, 10:19 PM	#8
hstout1143 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: California Contributor Posts: 1,743	Re: My Christmas Vodka Cake Recipe If we don't have a cat is it ok to use my neighbors? __________________ NRA Life Member Kids that hunt and fish don't mug old ladies. "Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." - Ronald Reagan "Deo Duce, Ferro Comitante", With God as my leader and my sword as my companion