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11-16-2012, 08:03 PM
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Man Killed On Golf Course (Rated: R)
A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee, while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet. She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those "efing lessons" I took over the winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken "golf lessons" instead!" He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 43. |
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11-16-2012, 09:06 PM
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Re: Man Killed On Golf Course (Rated: R)
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11-16-2012, 10:20 PM
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Re: Man Killed On Golf Course (Rated: R)
I can relate
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11-16-2012, 11:58 PM
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Re: Man Killed On Golf Course (Rated: R)
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NRA Life Member Kids that hunt and fish don't mug old ladies. "Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." - Ronald Reagan "Deo Duce, Ferro Comitante", With God as my leader and my sword as my companion |
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11-17-2012, 08:07 AM
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Re: Man Killed On Golf Course (Rated: R)
I'm not a golfer, but I can relate! Thanks for the laugh!
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11-17-2012, 09:41 AM
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Re: Man Killed On Golf Course (Rated: R)
As a golfer....a good laugh this morning.
Thanks,
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11-17-2012, 09:23 PM
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Re: Man Killed On Golf Course (Rated: R)
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United States of America - Born July 4th, 1776 - Killed by 50 million brain-dead zombies November 6th, 2012 Mack: Shame what this town's come to. Charley Waite: You could do something about it. Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper. Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you? Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed. Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying. - Open Range MOLON LABE 
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11-28-2012, 08:54 AM
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Re: Man Killed On Golf Course (Rated: R)
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