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11-16-2012, 04:54 PM
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Jet Fuel Drinking
Dick and Bill were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in San Diego, California. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dick said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Bill says, "Me too. You know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of Jet A-1 and get completely smashed. The next morning Dick wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels great! No hangover! No bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Bill. Bill says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Dick says, "I feel great, how about you?" Bill says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Dick says,"'No, that Jet A-1 is great stuff ... no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing." "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No." "Well, don't ... because I'm in Albuquerque."  |
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11-17-2012, 09:24 PM
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Re: Jet Fuel Drinking
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11-19-2012, 09:14 AM
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Re: Jet Fuel Drinking
LOL!!!
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11-19-2012, 03:26 PM
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Re: Jet Fuel Drinking
That was funny!
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11-19-2012, 03:30 PM
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Re: Jet Fuel Drinking
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11-25-2012, 05:44 PM
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Re: Jet Fuel Drinking
That's gotta be 150,000 pounds of thrust.
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11-28-2012, 09:42 AM
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Re: Jet Fuel Drinking
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11-28-2012, 09:56 AM
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Re: Jet Fuel Drinking
I forwarded that to the guys at the Fuel Farm.
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