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Old 11-26-2012, 10:45 PM   #1
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Talking 12 days of 76Highboy

On the first day, 76Highboy had to go to the county jail to get a copy of his mugshot from when he got arrested for Drunk and Disorderly in a Dinosaur Costume.
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Old 11-26-2012, 11:03 PM   #2
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On the second day, 76Highboy had to go to K-Mart
to get new underwear......"I get my underwear at K-mart, yeah,
at K-mart, I get my underwear at K-mart"
[He had a stressful time at the county jail.....]
And, of course, I was not making any reference
to a well known movie....
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Old 11-27-2012, 10:35 AM   #3
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On the third day, 76Highboy returned to K-Mart to purchase 3 boxes of Crayons so he could map out his plans of forum domination. Unfortunately, he had to return later in the day because his wife made him get the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser he forgot to purchase the first time. He then spent the rest of the day scrubbing the walls he where he had so studiously spent hours planning his revenge. The only part he was allowed to keep was his password to the forum, written right above his monitor.
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:15 AM   #4
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On the 4th Day he was supposed to pick out something nice for himself from the Victoria Secret catalog, but Mrs. Highboy forgot about the steel plate in his head and used the microwave while he was in the kitchen, causing him to piss his pants and forget who he was for half an hour.

(Hey, these movie references are fun!)
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Old 11-28-2012, 05:53 AM   #5
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On the 5th day, he went to Meryl Norman for a new color of fingernail polish. He has all of the pink already.LOL
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Old 11-28-2012, 05:54 AM   #6
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I am rolling on the floor laughing my butt off!
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:09 AM   #7
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:30 AM   #8
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on the 6th day of christmas Highboy sent sixxxxxxxxxx dancing dots
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:33 AM   #9
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On the 7th day, he shaved his legs and pits so he would look good in that new dress
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:45 PM   #10
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On the eighth day, 76Highboy and his eight pink pumpkin reindeer were spotted by a bunch of new hunters after getting stuck in a snow bank towing his Ford. Pieces of gourds were flying everywhere, and he was heard to exclaim, "The pumpkinanity!"
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:18 PM   #11
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What the? NORAHC!!!
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:31 PM   #12
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ok ill play

on the ninth day highboy ate 9 gallons of thin mint ice cream, and sat on the toilet all the next day
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Old 11-29-2012, 02:32 AM   #13
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On the 10th day he was up on a ladder installing 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights, when he accidentally stapled his shirt sleeve to the fascia board. In his struggle to get free, the ladder fell leaving him hanging from the gutter. The gutter tore loose, sending an icicle through the neighbors window, smashing their stereo and dumping Highboy into the evergreen bushes below. As far as anyone knows, he's still there.
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Old 11-29-2012, 02:38 AM   #14
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Y'all realize there's at least 27 days til Christmas...
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:46 AM   #15
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Y'all realize there's at least 27 days til Christmas...
So we'll do the twelve days sequel.
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Old 11-29-2012, 05:39 AM   #16
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Jim, there are a lot of people who have read about you and your proclivities. And, I might add, they won't soon forget them. Not when it makes for a great belly laugh!
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Old 11-29-2012, 07:30 AM   #17
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Proclivities? He doesn't even know how to spell it let alone know what it means!
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Old 11-29-2012, 04:31 PM   #18
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Proclivities? He doesn't even know how to spell it let alone know what it means!
Unfortunately for him, his parole officer can spell it.
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On the eleventh day, 76Highboy got his eleven cents in royalties from M.J. Shady Inc. for his works. Alas, he was also served with eleven Cease and Desist orders from the producers of Saturday Night Live for his besmirching the good name of Mr. Bill.
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Old 11-29-2012, 08:15 PM   #20
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On the twelfth day, 76Highboy returned to K-Mart again to purchase 12 pairs of pink union suits. He figured that would be enough to last him all year. While there he purchased a set of stickers of each month's name. He studiously applied one sticker to each pink union suit, so he would always know what month it was by dropping his pants.
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On the 13th day of Christmas I bought a new Springfield XD 45 acp, because it came with 2 mags, and each mag held 13 rounds.
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I know I should, but I can't look away...
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I know I should, but I can't look away...
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:52 PM   #24
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Must...resist....urge.....to.....caption.....photo.......
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Old 11-30-2012, 11:22 PM   #25
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If you won't caption it I will.

Highboy you don't get to play the days of highboy, so your's doesn't count

On the 13th day of Highboy, he decided he didn't like using the mirror to check for nose hairs and decided to use his web cam and post it on the internet for all to see just to make sure he didn't miss any. And he missed some

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