The Confession....

Gunfyter · 08-20-2004, 11:13 AM

The Confession... for all of you who went to Catholic
School... and for all of those who did not...

A married man goes into the confessional and says to
his priest, "I almost had an affair with a woman."

The priest says, "What do you mean, almost?"

The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed
together, but then I stopped."

The priest says, "Rubbing together is the same as
putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For
your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the
poor box."

The man leaves the confessional, says his prayers, and
then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a
moment and then starts to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly runs over to him
saying, "I saw that you didn't put any money in the
poor box!"

The man replies, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the
box, and apparently that's the same as putting it
in."

Marlin · 08-20-2004, 11:24 AM

pickenup · 08-20-2004, 07:21 PM

08-20-2004, 11:13 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	The Confession.... The Confession... for all of you who went to Catholic School... and for all of those who did not... A married man goes into the confessional and says to his priest, "I almost had an affair with a woman." The priest says, "What do you mean, almost?" The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest says, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." The man leaves the confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly runs over to him saying, "I saw that you didn't put any money in the poor box!" The man replies, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and apparently that's the same as putting it in." __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

08-20-2004, 11:24 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: The Confession.... . Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

08-20-2004, 07:21 PM	#3
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,837	Re: The Confession.... __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine