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SXSMAN
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(4/17/02 7:23:35 am)
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NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER



Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing
how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.
Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a
relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this
had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two react, Mrs. Hester
started to wonder if there was more between Brian
and Stephanie than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I
know what you must be thinking, but I assure you
Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying,
"Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she
took it, do you?"

Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an
e-mail just to be sure." So he
sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle
from the house;
I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy
ladle. But the fact remains
that one has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner.


Love, Brian"



Several days later, Brian received a letter from his
mother that read:
"Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie,
and
I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with
Stephanie.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her
own bed, she
would have found the gravy ladle by now.


Love, Mom"


280freak
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(4/17/02 9:48:01 am)
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Sxsman -

Now, THAT'S a good joke!

Thanks fer postin' it!

AGunguy
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(4/17/02 12:12:40 pm)
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Yeah, that's for sure she'd find it stuck in her A$$.

GG

2many22s
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(4/17/02 6:06:29 pm)
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GG Unless Brian found it first.

SXS hope ya don't mind had to steal this one and email it to my m..... er, someone I know.

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(4/17/02 9:20:11 pm)
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AND, "WHO's been sitting in MY Chair??"

"Life affords no higher pleasure than that of surmounting difficulties, passing from one step of success to another, forming new wishes, and seeing them gratified. He or she that labors in any great or laudable undertaking has his or hers fatigues first supported by hope, and afterwards rewarded by joy. To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity."

Charlie D
After all, it is the mark of an educated mind to
be able to entertain a thought without
accepting it....