Yo BG, LTS, Sharlie,Piggy,StL Bob,GG etc.....HONEST???

ibtrukn
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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

Different name
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Welllll....No Sh*t = 85 --- jus don't seem right?

Do ya havta say it twice....heh, heh, heh!
Charlie D
In the end everything
is a gag.

warpig883
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(3/17/02 6:15:40 pm)
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What if I never give a sh*t?

I am too lazy to add it up

AGunguy
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Only got 10 fingers and 10 toes, and haven't seen my toes in about a decade.

But good news, I'm rapidly losing weight and soon hope to see those little piggies again.

GG

Bob In St Louis
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(3/17/02 9:24:38 pm)
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Sorry - it all don't add up no mo. After drinkin all that Bob's Best I've grown webs between my fingers and toes, so I ain't got individual digits to count with anymore. (makes it hard typing on the keyboard too. Gotta use my nose, and my forehead keeps hitting the monitor)

Whoops - dinner time. There goes a fly -----

SSSCCCCHHHHHHLLLOOOORP!!!! (smack, smack)

For some strange reason my tongue is sticky all the time now too, but the ladies ain't compainin' about the length of it -----
Crusty Cruffler of Fine Spanish Pistols - Eibar Rules!

AGunguy
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(3/18/02 4:32:35 pm)
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That's it, I ain't drinking no mo of that Bob's Best. It's Sassperilla from now on.

GG

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ib --- just whut tha hell istha werld cummin too?*
Charlie D
I'm not tense, just
terribly, terribly alert!














* I guess:
Ifn life wuz fair,
Elvis wud be alive and
all the impersonators
wud be dead!

ibtrukn
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Sharlie, ifn ya reely wanna no what the werld is comin 2, check out the GD at brand x.....nah don't waste yore time.



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BlackGun
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(3/20/02 7:34:57 pm)
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Please expLAIN THIS ALL TO ME, i'M FROM TEXAS, Y'ALL KNOW? wHAT IS ALL THIS ABC STUFF! I never got that fer!
I suffer from occasional loss of mental stability, and become very violent with only slight provocation. The Veterans Administration has determined that both mental and physical harassment of my person may be hazardous to your health and well being. So stay away from my Donuts!!


BlackGUN