Joke Responses?

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(3/14/02 1:40:48 pm)
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Q: Why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A: Because Chiffon wrinkles too easy.

Q: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give
birth to?
A: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q: While visiting Texas, your tour guide starts shouting
Poo! Poo! Poo! What does that mean?
A: Cattlecrossing....(Down Harlingen way..)

Q: Warrpigg recently revealed that he firmly believes in them
and has already seen them on at least two occasions.
What are they?
A: His FEET!

Charlie D
Special Note Piggy's Brother-in-Law)
Anulanantham Suresh Joachim
of Sri Lanka balanced on one foot
76 hours and 40 minutes two weeks ago!



warpig883
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(3/14/02 4:26:58 pm)
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I had to use a mirror to do it.

Course I gots dainty petite feets. Nuthin grows in the shade.


















It ain't fat it's foreskin
Just a ramblin' man

AGunguy
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(3/14/02 9:12:01 pm)
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Hey, I know a Rabbi that can fix you up, piggy.

GG

warpig883
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(3/15/02 2:25:35 am)
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Don't think I can bring myself to laugh at that one GG. OUCH

AntiqueDr
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(3/15/02 9:08:35 am)
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Down here in Texas they make special chainsaw blades for that.


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