Sounds more like BG an da pig!

ibtrukn
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(7/14/02 4:04:54 pm)
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Ole and Sven were golfing when Sven pulled out a cigar; he
didn't have a lighter so he asked Ole for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied and reached
into his golf bag and pulled out a 12-inch BIC lighter.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, "Vhere did yew get dat
monster??"

"Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie."

"You haff a genie?" Sven asked.

"Ya, shure, he's right here in my bag," said Ole.

"Could I see him?" Ole opens the side pocket of his golf
bag and out pops the genie. Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a
good friend of your master; Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes I will", the genie said, so Sven asks him for a million
bucks. The genie hops back into the bag and leaves him standing
there waiting for his million bucks.

Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million
ducks flying overhead is heard. Sven yells to Ole, "I asked
for a million Bucks, not Ducks!"

Ole answers, "Ya, Do yew really tink I asked him for a
12-inch BIC?"




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ib, u musta bin falloin me n BG aroun.
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I'll drink to dat and I'll still waitin on that 12" Bic
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(7/15/02 8:50:19 am)
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Them gals down ta the pumphouse can flic yore bic......an dats de troot!!

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(7/15/02 3:03:13 pm)
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dat's a goon 'en
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(7/15/02 3:19:11 pm)
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12" bic, why yousa wish fer such a short un?
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