Never happen at our pumphouse??

ibtrukn
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(7/20/02 7:21:51 pm)
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A very attractive woman goes up to the bar at a quiet, rural pub. She
gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he
arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to
hers.

When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," the man replies.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak with him," she says, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, popping
her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to gently suck on them.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him," she whispers softly, "there is no toilet paper or hand soap in
the ladies room,"

hotload
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(7/20/02 8:58:31 pm)
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Now that sounds like my luck

warpig883
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(7/21/02 2:27:30 am)
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I am glad Blackgun was bartending that day.










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Different name
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(7/21/02 12:05:28 pm)
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LYE SOAP and Sum CORNCOBS ----
they'll do it evri tiam!

Charlie D
Makya drink yer coffee slow &
sit on a pillow furuh cuple of weeks.....

Martha Stewart sells a lot of
this typa of products along with
sum low risk stock optuns, etc. etc. etc.

Edited by: Different name at: 7/21/02 1:08:34 pm

AGunguy
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(7/30/02 3:52:32 pm)
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Dumb lady, didn't she see that box of pine cones and the Monkey Ward catalog...what did she think they were for.

The bartender ain't noone too bright either, couldn't he smell something shity or fishy?

Oh well, if she was a real babe I probably wouldn't have noticed either.

GG

BlackGun
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(8/3/02 4:39:03 pm)
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Yeah! I seem to remember that day!








Hey Piggy! By the way, I heard you were working an extra job at a computer shop as a Bata Tester! I heard ya got so good, you bacame a Master Bater!
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warpig883
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(8/3/02 7:48:18 pm)
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so





what of it


ibtrukn
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(8/4/02 2:06:14 pm)
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Its good to be good at sumthin....but I thot it wuz KFC that wuz "finger likkin good"" but then who am i to tell ahhh U no the rest