NOTICE TO ALL TRUE PATRIOTS

cointoss 2
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(8/10/02 1:10:49 pm)
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NOTICE TO ALL TRUE PATRIOTS
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Because the Taliban cannot stand to see nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, next Saturday afternoon at 2:00pm EST, all North American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort.

All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove that they think it's OK to see women nude. (Since the enemy does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)

Notify the appropriate authorities of any people who do not participate. Your efforts to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and indicate your desire to demonstrate your patriotism.
cointoss2

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(8/10/02 3:05:35 pm)
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Afghan Observer.....Jus strollin betweenx caves (a regular 10 minute brake), after uh bowin down on yer knees thang...).
"Wuz thet uh... "A" Taliban Chick walkin by, nekid in disguise?"

Charlie D
Praze Allah!!!!!*















* WHOA Thar!! YA DAMN INFIDEL CAMEL......

270abolt
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(8/10/02 4:21:33 pm)
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Now that sounds like a plan...............Later this evening
when the time is just right I'll break it to the misses......all her
girly friends

abolt

ibtrukn
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(8/11/02 9:59:52 am)
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Thumbs up on that....but I don't think it'll be thumbs........

LIKTOSHOOT
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(8/11/02 10:11:56 am)
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I guess all the members here would be up for that..........

shooter22
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(8/11/02 8:35:39 pm)
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ANYBODY KNOW HOW SANTA CLAUSE GETS AROUND SO FAST? I NEED TO COVER AS MUCH GROUND AS I CAN TO MAKE SURE ALL THE LADIES ARE GETTING IT STRAIGHT!