Texass Story.

JBT1
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(1/8/03 1:09:24 pm)
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A Texan looked up at the top of a tall building and
discovered a man ready to jump. "Stop," he yelled,
"Remember you're someone who has value!"

The man yelled back, "I just lost everything of
value on the stock market!"

"But remember you're important to your wife," yelled the Texan.

"She divorced me, the bitch."

"Your children! Remember your children," yelled the Texan.

"They never call," said the man.

"Then your parents. Remember your parents," yelled the Texan.

"Dead as doornails," said the man.

"Then 'Remember the Alamo'," yelled the Texan.

"What's the Alamo?" inquired the man.

The Texan replied: "Jump, you Yankee son of a bitch!"




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I like it!




Macht kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!

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Even dis ol carpetbagger liked that one......

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