Another Blonde one

armedandsafe
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(2/12/03 2:52:00 pm)
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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one
night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor
asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde
replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit
suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my
chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these
breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just
paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not
shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going
to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear
before I pulled the trigger."


Armed and Safe - not just a theory


pickenup
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(2/13/03 2:33:50 am)
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Smokin Guns
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(2/14/03 6:20:12 pm)
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Borrowed this one also...