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V.I.P. Member Posts: 99 (2/12/03 2:52:00 pm) Reply | Edit | Del All Another Blonde one -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger." Armed and Safe - not just a theory pickenup V.I.P. Member Posts: 209 (2/13/03 2:33:50 am) Reply | Edit | Del Re: Another Blonde one -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Smokin Guns V.I.P. Member Posts: 755 (2/14/03 6:20:12 pm) Reply | Edit | Del Thanks! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Borrowed this one also...
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