A QUIZ FOR MILLION MOM MARCHERS... - The Firearms Forum

Shizamus · 05-12-2003, 08:42 PM

OK now, no cheating

1. Ted Kennedy, Charles Schumer and Barbara Boxer strongly denounce private gun ownership. Their bodyguards; however, carry:

A. Toy guns with trigger locks
B. Glocks, and Berettas
C. Sheilds and swords
D. Slingshots
E. Very heavy purses

2. You and your baby daughter are awakened in the middle of the night by your estranged, abusive ex-husband. Although you have a restraining order against him, he is drunk and beats down your front door with a crowbar screaming, "If I can't have you, nobody can!" You should:

A. Call Barbara Boxer.
B. Call 911, and tell them that they should arrive within 30 seconds.
C. Threaten legal action.
D. Grab a ping-pong paddle.
E. Reason with him (maybe he was an abused child).

3. Since 1987, 34 states have enacted concealed carry laws. Violent crime decreased in these states and the anticipated "Dodge City" mayhem never materialized. Even critics were surprised. Concealed carry succeeded because:

A. Sunspot activity decreased after 1987.
B. Trigger locks rendered guns inoperative and therefore safe.
C. Sarah Brady scared the crooks away.
D. A healing wave of pacifism swept over the hearts of criminals in these 34 states.
E. Janet Reno said that crime should stop.

Schools, churches, subways, and restaurants have often been assaulted, but rarely military bases, police stations, or shooting clubs. The reason for this is because:

A. The targets aren't sitting or kneeling.
B. VA benefits are lost if you shoot a soldier.
C. You can't enter an army base without bumper stickers.
D. Schools don't threaten felons with detention hall.
E. All of the above.

5. Logic, reason, and common sense:

A. Are irrelevant if they contradict your feelings.
B. Should not apply to firearms.
C. Defy opinion polls.
D. Pale beside hysteria, fear, and political ambition.
E. All of the above.

6. Every dictator always disarms his victims, before beginning to annihilate freedom loving people. The reason for this is because:

A. Guns commit crimes.
B. Guns cause accidents
C. Guns cause suicides
D. Making sure that her family is defenseless is the only way that a mother can demonstrate love for her children
E. All of the above

pickenup · 05-12-2003, 08:48 PM

I got a perfect score on this test.

Wait.......where are the answers?

riderbob · 05-13-2003, 09:38 AM

1. B

2. F - Utilize your leagally obtained and licenced .40 to shoot the sumbitch dead.

3. F Criminals don't know who carries weapons and act accordingly.

4. F Criminals don't like to get shot.

5. F The reason for CCW permits.

6. F The only way to control a people is to remove the means to excersise Freedom. In other words remove the dictators by force.

Rider

05-12-2003, 08:42 PM	#1
Shizamus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Vermont Posts: 891	A QUIZ FOR MILLION MOM MARCHERS... OK now, no cheating 1. Ted Kennedy, Charles Schumer and Barbara Boxer strongly denounce private gun ownership. Their bodyguards; however, carry: A. Toy guns with trigger locks B. Glocks, and Berettas C. Sheilds and swords D. Slingshots E. Very heavy purses 2. You and your baby daughter are awakened in the middle of the night by your estranged, abusive ex-husband. Although you have a restraining order against him, he is drunk and beats down your front door with a crowbar screaming, "If I can't have you, nobody can!" You should: A. Call Barbara Boxer. B. Call 911, and tell them that they should arrive within 30 seconds. C. Threaten legal action. D. Grab a ping-pong paddle. E. Reason with him (maybe he was an abused child). 3. Since 1987, 34 states have enacted concealed carry laws. Violent crime decreased in these states and the anticipated "Dodge City" mayhem never materialized. Even critics were surprised. Concealed carry succeeded because: A. Sunspot activity decreased after 1987. B. Trigger locks rendered guns inoperative and therefore safe. C. Sarah Brady scared the crooks away. D. A healing wave of pacifism swept over the hearts of criminals in these 34 states. E. Janet Reno said that crime should stop. Schools, churches, subways, and restaurants have often been assaulted, but rarely military bases, police stations, or shooting clubs. The reason for this is because: A. The targets aren't sitting or kneeling. B. VA benefits are lost if you shoot a soldier. C. You can't enter an army base without bumper stickers. D. Schools don't threaten felons with detention hall. E. All of the above. 5. Logic, reason, and common sense: A. Are irrelevant if they contradict your feelings. B. Should not apply to firearms. C. Defy opinion polls. D. Pale beside hysteria, fear, and political ambition. E. All of the above. 6. Every dictator always disarms his victims, before beginning to annihilate freedom loving people. The reason for this is because: A. Guns commit crimes. B. Guns cause accidents C. Guns cause suicides D. Making sure that her family is defenseless is the only way that a mother can demonstrate love for her children E. All of the above -->

05-12-2003, 08:48 PM	#2
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,841	I got a perfect score on this test. Wait.......where are the answers? __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

05-13-2003, 09:38 AM	#3
riderbob V.I.P. Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Just west of " You sure do live a long way from town" Posts: 227	Answeres 1. B 2. F - Utilize your leagally obtained and licenced .40 to shoot the sumbitch dead. 3. F Criminals don't know who carries weapons and act accordingly. 4. F Criminals don't like to get shot. 5. F The reason for CCW permits. 6. F The only way to control a people is to remove the means to excersise Freedom. In other words remove the dictators by force. Rider __________________ "I'm not anti-government, I'm anti-slavery."