6 Kinds of Sex - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 01-18-2006, 10:01 AM

1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you
keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage;
you'll have sex anywhere,anytime, even in the kitchen
on the table, etc.

3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have
kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom

4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each
other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is
also called oral sex by some.

5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get
divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

6. There is also Social Security Sex..that's when you get some once a month
but it's not enough to live on....

Marlin · 01-18-2006, 10:21 AM

That's BAD, GF!

Great to have you back and posting!!!!!

Gunfyter · 01-18-2006, 11:02 AM

I've been around, just not posting a lot. I had seven weeks of stuff backed up on my desk when I cams back to work. Just now getting caught up. BTW, I had back surgery, a double lower lumbar fusion. Just more metal to make the detectors go off. AND, it's good to be able to have time to post again.

inplanotx · 01-18-2006, 11:32 AM

Good to have y'all back, GF!

Deputy Dawg · 01-18-2006, 12:48 PM

So Gunfyter which no. are you at?

BobMcG · 01-22-2006, 06:00 PM

Bruce FLinch · 01-22-2006, 10:12 PM

Now Deputy, A gentlemen does not tell...hope it's in the first 3!

BobMcG · 01-25-2006, 09:15 AM

If I may...

#7 IRS Sex. You only get screwed once a year...and even then you don't enjoy it.

01-18-2006, 10:01 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	6 Kinds of Sex 1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere,anytime, even in the kitchen on the table, etc. 3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom 4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also called oral sex by some. 5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom. 6. There is also Social Security Sex..that's when you get some once a month but it's not enough to live on.... __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

01-18-2006, 10:21 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: 6 Kinds of Sex That's BAD, GF! Great to have you back and posting!!!!! Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

01-18-2006, 11:02 AM	#3
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Re: 6 Kinds of Sex I've been around, just not posting a lot. I had seven weeks of stuff backed up on my desk when I cams back to work. Just now getting caught up. BTW, I had back surgery, a double lower lumbar fusion. Just more metal to make the detectors go off. AND, it's good to be able to have time to post again. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

01-18-2006, 11:32 AM	#4
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: 6 Kinds of Sex Good to have y'all back, GF! __________________

01-18-2006, 12:48 PM	#5
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: 6 Kinds of Sex So Gunfyter which no. are you at? __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

01-22-2006, 06:00 PM	#6
BobMcG Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Somewhere in the Twilight Zone. Contributor Posts: 1,119	Re: 6 Kinds of Sex

01-22-2006, 10:12 PM	#7
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: 6 Kinds of Sex Now Deputy, A gentlemen does not tell...hope it's in the first 3! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

01-25-2006, 09:15 AM	#8
BobMcG Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Somewhere in the Twilight Zone. Contributor Posts: 1,119	Re: 6 Kinds of Sex If I may... #7 IRS Sex. You only get screwed once a year...and even then you don't enjoy it.