The Phone Call

Gunfyter · 01-25-2006, 10:22 AM

You gotta love this one!!!!

((((RING))))

**Pick Up**

"Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
Frank"

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"

Brief Pause "Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the
phone

down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout
to

Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"

"Okay Daddy, just a minute"

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone "I did it
Daddy"

"And what happened honey?" he asked

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran
around screaming. Then she tripped over the! rug, hit her head on the

dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and
he

jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he

didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he hit
the
bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says . . .

Swimming pool??

...Is this 555-7039??????"

No

Click.........

Marlin · 01-25-2006, 10:28 AM

MAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C' est trés, trés, trés MMAAALLLL!!!!!!!!

Deputy Dawg · 01-25-2006, 02:14 PM

WOOPS..........

inplanotx · 01-26-2006, 10:07 AM

Oh boy!

01-25-2006, 10:22 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	The Phone Call You gotta love this one!!!! ((((RING)))) Pick Up "Hello?" "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank" After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank" "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now" Brief Pause "Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway" "Okay Daddy, just a minute" A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone "I did it Daddy" "And what happened honey?" he asked "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the! rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead" *Long Pause* *Longer Pause* Then Daddy says . . . Swimming pool?? ...Is this 555-7039??????" No Click......... __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

01-25-2006, 10:28 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: The Phone Call *MAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *C' est trés, trés, trés MMAAALLLL!!!!!!!!* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

01-25-2006, 02:14 PM	#3
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,228	Re: The Phone Call WOOPS.......... __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

01-26-2006, 10:07 AM	#4
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: The Phone Call Oh boy! __________________