New Living Will Form

Bruce FLinch · 01-29-2006, 09:54 PM

New Living Will Form

I, _Bruce Flinch_________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors
interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the
following:

______a Bloody Mary

______a Margarita

____x__a Scotch and soda

______a Martini

______a Bud Lite

____x__a Rib-Eye Steak

___x___Lobster or crab legs
x
______The remote control

__x_x___A bowl of ice cream

____x__The sports page

___xx___Chocolate

__xxx____Sex

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Signed -

_____The Flincher_________________

inplanotx · 01-30-2006, 01:35 PM

01-29-2006, 09:54 PM	#1
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	New Living Will Form New Living Will Form I, _Bruce Flinch_________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: ______a Bloody Mary ______a Margarita ____x__a Scotch and soda ______a Martini ______a Bud Lite ____x__a Rib-Eye Steak ___x___Lobster or crab legs x ______The remote control __x_x___A bowl of ice cream ____x__The sports page ___xx___Chocolate __xxx____Sex it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Signed - _____The Flincher_________________ __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work. --> Last edited by Bruce FLinch; 01-29-2006 at 09:54 PM.. Reason: forgot title

01-30-2006, 01:35 PM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: New Living Will Form __________________