New Living Will Form
I, _Bruce Flinch_________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors
interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the
______a Bloody Mary
____x__a Scotch and soda
______a Bud Lite
____x__a Rib-Eye Steak
___x___Lobster or crab legs
______The remote control
__x_x___A bowl of ice cream
____x__The sports page
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.