The Southern Tourist

muley · 02-01-2006, 08:38 AM

After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.
Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"

"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just
did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Tennessee we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."

Marlin · 02-01-2006, 10:00 AM

GGRRRROOOOOOAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gunfyter · 02-01-2006, 12:07 PM

OH YEAH!!!!!

inplanotx · 02-01-2006, 01:15 PM

Another groan!

Bruce FLinch · 02-01-2006, 10:28 PM

Guess the South rose again! LOL

02-01-2006, 08:38 AM	#1
muley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far North Cal Posts: 276	The Southern Tourist After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?" "Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?" When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?" "Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Tennessee we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink." __________________ I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning. -->

02-01-2006, 10:00 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: The Southern Tourist *GGRRRROOOOOOAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-01-2006, 12:07 PM	#3
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Re: The Southern Tourist OH YEAH!!!!! __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

02-01-2006, 01:15 PM	#4
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: The Southern Tourist Another groan! __________________

02-01-2006, 10:28 PM	#5
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: The Southern Tourist Guess the South rose again! LOL __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.