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Old 02-02-2006, 07:59 AM   #1
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An elderly couple was attending church services, when about halfway through she leans over and says to him, "I just had a silent passing of gas, what do you think I should do ?"

He leans over to her and replies,
"Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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