Establishing the fact... - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 02-03-2006, 09:22 AM

It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year.

While taking the roll, she was told by one boy "My name is Johnny Fu**hauer". So she said "There'll be none of that kind of thing this year, Johnny; tell me your REAL name!". The kid said "No, really teacher, it IS Johnny Fu**hauer. You can go across the hall to fourth grade and ask my brother if you don't believe me!"

Not wanting to be subjected to that kind of thing, the teacher went across the hall and knocked on the fourth grade classroom door. The fourth grade teacher had stepped down the hall to the front office for a moment, so she entered the room and directly asked the class "Do you have a Fu**hauer in here?"

"Hell no!" replied a little kid from the front row, "We don't even get a cookie break!"

Marlin · 02-03-2006, 10:26 AM

MAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

C' EST TRÉS MMMAAAALLLL!!!!!!!!!!

but - -

keepum cumin'!!

inplanotx · 02-03-2006, 11:57 AM

muley · 02-04-2006, 06:33 AM

GOOD ONE!!

02-03-2006, 09:22 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Establishing the fact... It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking the roll, she was told by one boy "My name is Johnny Fuhauer". So she said "There'll be none of that kind of thing this year, Johnny; tell me your REAL name!". The kid said "No, really teacher, it IS Johnny Fuhauer. You can go across the hall to fourth grade and ask my brother if you don't believe me!" Not wanting to be subjected to that kind of thing, the teacher went across the hall and knocked on the fourth grade classroom door. The fourth grade teacher had stepped down the hall to the front office for a moment, so she entered the room and directly asked the class "Do you have a Fu**hauer in here?" "Hell no!" replied a little kid from the front row, "We don't even get a cookie break!" __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

02-03-2006, 10:26 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Establishing the fact... *MAL!!!!!!!!!!!!* *C' EST TRÉS MMMAAAALLLL!!!!!!!!!!* *but - -* *keepum cumin'!!* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-03-2006, 11:57 AM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Establishing the fact... __________________

02-04-2006, 06:33 AM	#4
muley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far North Cal Posts: 276	Re: Establishing the fact... GOOD ONE!! __________________ I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning.