Bad Sex Joke...... - The Firearms Forum

muley · 02-07-2006, 10:46 AM

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the
bartender inquires.
"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.
"6 shots? Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first blowjob."
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
"No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

Gunfyter · 02-07-2006, 11:48 AM

I just about spit an entire mouthful of coffee on my keyboard. THAT'S JUST OUTSTANDING. ROTFLMAO

Deputy Dawg · 02-07-2006, 11:51 AM

That is a very sick young man, glad i was not drinking anyting when i was reading that.

Marlin · 02-07-2006, 02:26 PM

DDDAAAAAAMMMNNN !!!!!!!!!!!

inplanotx · 02-07-2006, 02:49 PM

muley · 02-07-2006, 03:40 PM

Gunfyter wrote:

Quote:

I just about spit an entire mouthful of coffee on my keyboard. THAT'S JUST OUTSTANDING. ROTFLMAO

The greatest compliment from the greatest jokemaster of all.
Thanks.
muley

02-07-2006, 10:46 AM	#1
muley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far North Cal Posts: 276	Bad Sex Joke...... A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will." __________________ I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning. -->

02-07-2006, 11:48 AM	#2
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Re: Bad Sex Joke...... I just about spit an entire mouthful of coffee on my keyboard. THAT'S JUST OUTSTANDING. ROTFLMAO __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

02-07-2006, 11:51 AM	#3
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,235	Re: Bad Sex Joke...... That is a very sick young man, glad i was not drinking anyting when i was reading that. __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

02-07-2006, 02:26 PM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Bad Sex Joke...... *DDDAAAAAAMMMNNN !!!!!!!!!!!* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-07-2006, 02:49 PM	#5
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Bad Sex Joke...... __________________