One More Groaner........ - The Firearms Forum

muley · 02-07-2006, 11:01 AM

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé is still a virgin in every way."

The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage and wired it all together. It was an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. They marry and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he ever saw them. She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."

He pulls down his pants, whips it out and says, "Look at this; it's still in the crate!"

inplanotx · 02-07-2006, 11:29 AM

Gunfyter · 02-07-2006, 11:44 AM

Oh YEAH!!!

Marlin · 02-07-2006, 02:29 PM

gunfreakboy · 02-07-2006, 03:18 PM

pickenup · 02-07-2006, 07:18 PM

Good un

02-07-2006, 11:01 AM	#1
muley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far North Cal Posts: 276	One More Groaner........ A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé is still a virgin in every way." The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage and wired it all together. It was an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. They marry and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he ever saw them. She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts." He pulls down his pants, whips it out and says, "Look at this; it's still in the crate!" __________________ I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning. -->

02-07-2006, 11:29 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: One More Groaner........ __________________

02-07-2006, 11:44 AM	#3
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Re: One More Groaner........ Oh YEAH!!! __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

02-07-2006, 02:29 PM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: One More Groaner........ Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-07-2006, 03:18 PM	#5
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02-07-2006, 07:18 PM	#6
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,838	Re: One More Groaner........ Good un __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine