Power of a woman - The Firearms Forum

riderbob · 06-11-2003, 12:31 PM

One night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.
Mrs. Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Johnson noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena,
"Do you see dat der baseball cap a floatin' away from da house, den back again?"
Lena said, "Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole; I tole dat lazybutt he gonna cut da grass today, come hell or high water!!

06-11-2003, 06:26 PM

that's funny!

Smokin Guns · 06-11-2003, 07:50 PM

Gunna keep it...

pickenup · 06-11-2003, 10:29 PM

Now that's what I call pu**y whipped.

Sir Bug · 06-11-2003, 10:58 PM

Hi Gang,

That proverbial "honey-do" list will get you every time. I guess you could say, "come hell or high water," he was going to cut the grass.

Consider this, though - he may really be trolling, just pretending to cut the grass. Not to admit that we men do that kind of thing, but sometimes we sure can make ourselves look busy.

Your Friend in Dixie,

Sir Bug

06-12-2003, 06:24 AM

he may be trolling

now that is funny

06-11-2003, 12:31 PM	#1
riderbob V.I.P. Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Just west of " You sure do live a long way from town" Posts: 227	Power of a woman One night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Mrs. Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Johnson noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena, "Do you see dat der baseball cap a floatin' away from da house, den back again?" Lena said, "Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole; I tole dat lazybutt he gonna cut da grass today, come hell or high water!! __________________ "I'm not anti-government, I'm anti-slavery." -->

06-11-2003, 07:50 PM	#3
Smokin Guns Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: "Gun Culture Members Clubhouse"... Posts: 4,463	Yep! Gunna keep it... __________________

06-11-2003, 10:29 PM	#4
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,837	Now that's what I call pu**y whipped. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

06-11-2003, 06:26 PM	#2
Zigzag2 Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	that's funny!

06-11-2003, 10:58 PM	#5
Sir Bug V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: North-Central, North Carolina Posts: 125	Hi Gang, That proverbial "honey-do" list will get you every time. I guess you could say, "come hell or high water," he was going to cut the grass. Consider this, though - he may really be trolling, just pretending to cut the grass. Not to admit that we men do that kind of thing, but sometimes we sure can make ourselves look busy. Your Friend in Dixie, Sir Bug

06-12-2003, 06:24 AM	#6
warpig Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	he may be trolling now that is funny