new tax plan
Subject: Next Years Tax Plan.....
This letter was sent to Senator Sarbanes by a UAL pilot friend of mine.
Maybe more of us should follow his lead............
July 7, 2006
The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes:
As a native Marylander, and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the
process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for
which you voted.
If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal
alien who has been in the United States for five years, what I need to do
to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of
the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious
to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put,
those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year
so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in
return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be
illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my
family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005. Another benefit in
gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive
preferential treatment relative to her law school applications.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal
(retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be
most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.