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Gunfyter · 06-16-2003, 09:16 AM

FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks
pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.

MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen

06-16-2003, 10:35 AM

ROFLMAO

ibtrukn · 06-16-2003, 06:27 PM

UBa faster draw then IB.

Gunfyter · 06-16-2003, 06:34 PM

Hmmm, I'm surprised that SM hasn't jumped in here to maybe scold me a little.

Smokin Guns · 06-16-2003, 07:20 PM

Gunna keep it...if y'all don't mind...

SouthernMoss · 06-16-2003, 11:36 PM

Why Gunfyter, whatever makes you think I would scold you?

armedandsafe · 06-17-2003, 09:20 PM

Nope, she won't scold you. But........watch your six.

Gunfyter · 06-18-2003, 09:37 AM

Yep, it could get ugly

06-16-2003, 09:16 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Prayers FEMALE PRAYER: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. MALE PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

06-16-2003, 06:34 PM	#4
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Hmmm, I'm surprised that SM hasn't jumped in here to maybe scold me a little. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work Last edited by Gunfyter; 06-16-2003 at 06:35 PM..

06-16-2003, 07:20 PM	#5
Smokin Guns Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: "Gun Culture Members Clubhouse"... Posts: 4,463	Yep!... Gunna keep it...if y'all don't mind... __________________

06-18-2003, 09:37 AM	#8
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Yep, it could get ugly __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

06-16-2003, 10:35 AM	#2
warpig Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	ROFLMAO

06-16-2003, 06:27 PM	#3
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	UBa faster draw then IB.

06-16-2003, 11:36 PM	#6
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Why Gunfyter, whatever makes you think I would scold you?

06-17-2003, 09:20 PM	#7
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Nope, she won't scold you. But........watch your six.