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>PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale -Which to Buy? The Titanic or The Clinton
>Video?
>
>TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
>CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
>
>TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
>CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
>
>TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
>subsequent catastrophe.
>CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
>subsequent catastrophe.
>
>TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
>CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist
>
>TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
>CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill
>
>TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
>CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica
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>TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
>CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there
>
>TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
>CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts
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>TITANIC VIDEO: Rose rem embers Jack for the rest of her life
>CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack
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>TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
>CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...ooh, never mind
>
>TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
>CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing