Pepsi and Phizer Corporation:
Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and marketed by Pepsi as a new power beverage suitable for use "as is" or as a mixer.
A Pepsi spokesperson said the company's new ad campaign will cliam "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one".
Obviously, Pepsi cannot call this a "soft drink". This new additive gives a whole new meaning to the names of cocktail, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink.
The spokesperson said Pepsi will market the new beverage under the name "Mount and Do
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