Thank You America !!! - The Firearms Forum

glocknut · 01-21-2007, 12:16 AM

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!"

But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"

The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stop s, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!"

That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...

"Probably at work!"

Brob73 · 01-21-2007, 08:22 AM

wow.....funny! SCARY! True!

rosierita · 01-21-2007, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Brob73

wow.....funny! SCARY! True!

no doubt!

southernshooter · 01-21-2007, 10:32 AM

So true it is funny, but scary

Nighthawk · 01-21-2007, 12:00 PM

Marlin T · 01-21-2007, 02:29 PM

I'll add to the funny for sure list.

IShootBack · 01-21-2007, 04:29 PM

heh...heh...heh

hoser1 · 01-21-2007, 08:27 PM

I'm too dang sore from working my butt off to think that's funny.

01-21-2007, 12:16 AM	#1
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Thank You America !!! A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stop s, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says... "Probably at work!" __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone.... -->

01-21-2007, 08:22 AM	#2
Brob73 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 162	Re: Thank You America !!! wow.....funny! SCARY! True!

01-21-2007, 10:32 AM	#4
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: Thank You America !!! So true it is funny, but scary __________________ Only you can see this

01-21-2007, 12:00 PM	#5
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Thank You America !!! __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

01-21-2007, 02:29 PM	#6
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	Re: Thank You America !!! I'll add to the funny for sure list. __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<<

01-21-2007, 04:29 PM	#7
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,309	Re: Thank You America !!! heh...heh...heh __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3

01-21-2007, 08:27 PM	#8
hoser1 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ark-La-Tex Posts: 271	Re: Thank You America !!! I'm too dang sore from working my butt off to think that's funny.