Tiresome Media Quotes - The Firearms Forum

Sackett · 04-04-2007, 10:27 PM

I've been bottling these things up inside. Got to air them out a little. These are things I hear with nauseating frequency on the airwaves, or they make no sense to me and just sound stupid. There is no particular order. I will not further explain nor apoligize for any. I'm just tired of hearing about it.

1. "shark infested waters"
2. "plastic gun"
3. "turned the gun on himself"
4. "first reports had indicated"
5. "a crowd of worshippers"
6. "preferred weapon of criminals"
7. "recreational drugs"
8. "medicinal marijuana"
9. "global warming"
10."male erectilie dysfunction"
11."male enhancement"
12."vagisil"
13.Paris Hilton or Britney Spears (any of a dozen other media darlings)
14.saying "basically" with every other sentence
15."gas guzzling SUV"
16. "caused by an SUV"
17. "mean spirited"
18. "illegal alien"
19. "person of interest"
20. "entered rehab"

I feel better already.

clmanges · 04-05-2007, 08:54 AM

The rehab helped, then, huh? ;-)

Marlin · 04-05-2007, 10:14 AM

A - M E N, my Friend!!!!!

Pistolenschutze · 04-05-2007, 01:36 PM

Hackneyed cliches everyone of them. It just goes to show the talking heads on TV contain no brains worthy of note.

Lead Lobber · 04-06-2007, 12:06 AM

Politically correct substitutions

1. "shark infested waters" - you are on the bottom of the food chain
2. "plastic gun" - does not squirt water playfully
3. "turned the gun on himself" - squirted water in his mouth - playfully
4. "first reports had indicated" - original reports were deluded by later facts
5. "a crowd of worshippers" - fell to their knees before me, throwing money
6. "preferred weapon of criminals" - the second ammendment
7. "recreational drugs" - vacation euphoria
8. "medicinal marijuana" - Timothy Leary's dead
9. "global warming" - solar cooling
10."male erectilie dysfunction" - can't get it up
11."male enhancement" - can't find it
12."vagisil" - cream to rub in and see what happens
13.Paris Hilton or Britney Spears (any of a dozen other media darlings) - no comment
14.saying "basically" with every other sentence is basically basic
15."gas guzzling SUV" - burns gas
16. "caused by an SUV" - gas burning
17. "mean spirited" - politically correct
18. "illegal alien" - Resident of Californina
19. "person of interest" - one suspected by aliens of being normal
20. "entered rehab" - a normal person, after escaping aliens

I feel better already

But, don't tell them I said so!

LL

Bruce FLinch · 04-06-2007, 10:41 PM

My Hat is off to you, Sackett & Lead

clmanges · 04-12-2007, 09:32 PM

You forgot one, Sackett -- "senseless violence."
Now, what would "sensible violence" consist of?

Oneida Steve · 04-13-2007, 08:13 AM

"the gun went off". You see this in print when one knucklehead shoots his buddy by accident.

They'd have us believe the gun was like a bomb, pre-programmed to "go off" with no human intervention.

Just once I'd like to see the truth: "He pointed the gun at Bubba and pulled the trigger."

Bruce FLinch · 04-14-2007, 12:32 AM

Yesterday the newspaper reported an incident with an "undocumented immigrant"

303carbine · 04-14-2007, 06:11 PM

How about............embedded reporter
Does that mean they are getting.....never mind.

04-04-2007, 10:27 PM	#1
Sackett V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: SW Mississippi Posts: 266	Tiresome Media Quotes I've been bottling these things up inside. Got to air them out a little. These are things I hear with nauseating frequency on the airwaves, or they make no sense to me and just sound stupid. There is no particular order. I will not further explain nor apoligize for any. I'm just tired of hearing about it. 1. "shark infested waters" 2. "plastic gun" 3. "turned the gun on himself" 4. "first reports had indicated" 5. "a crowd of worshippers" 6. "preferred weapon of criminals" 7. "recreational drugs" 8. "medicinal marijuana" 9. "global warming" 10."male erectilie dysfunction" 11."male enhancement" 12."vagisil" 13.Paris Hilton or Britney Spears (any of a dozen other media darlings) 14.saying "basically" with every other sentence 15."gas guzzling SUV" 16. "caused by an SUV" 17. "mean spirited" 18. "illegal alien" 19. "person of interest" 20. "entered rehab" I feel better already. __________________ "I'm not someone to be as good as. I'm someone to be better than." -->

04-05-2007, 08:54 AM	#2
clmanges V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NE Ohio Posts: 203	Re: Tiresome Media Quotes The rehab helped, then, huh? ;-) __________________ Happiness is a warm gun

04-05-2007, 10:14 AM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Tiresome Media Quotes A - M E N, my Friend!!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

04-05-2007, 01:36 PM	#4
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: Tiresome Media Quotes Hackneyed cliches everyone of them. It just goes to show the talking heads on TV contain no brains worthy of note. __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

04-06-2007, 12:06 AM	#5
Lead Lobber Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Central California coastal area Posts: 965	Re: Tiresome Media Quotes Politically correct substitutions 1. "shark infested waters" - you are on the bottom of the food chain 2. "plastic gun" - does not squirt water playfully 3. "turned the gun on himself" - squirted water in his mouth - playfully 4. "first reports had indicated" - original reports were deluded by later facts 5. "a crowd of worshippers" - fell to their knees before me, throwing money 6. "preferred weapon of criminals" - the second ammendment 7. "recreational drugs" - vacation euphoria 8. "medicinal marijuana" - Timothy Leary's dead 9. "global warming" - solar cooling 10."male erectilie dysfunction" - can't get it up 11."male enhancement" - can't find it 12."vagisil" - cream to rub in and see what happens 13.Paris Hilton or Britney Spears (any of a dozen other media darlings) - no comment 14.saying "basically" with every other sentence is basically basic 15."gas guzzling SUV" - burns gas 16. "caused by an SUV" - gas burning 17. "mean spirited" - politically correct 18. "illegal alien" - Resident of Californina 19. "person of interest" - one suspected by aliens of being normal 20. "entered rehab" - a normal person, after escaping aliens I feel better already But, don't tell them I said so! LL

04-06-2007, 10:41 PM	#6
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Tiresome Media Quotes My Hat is off to you, Sackett & Lead __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

04-12-2007, 09:32 PM	#7
clmanges V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NE Ohio Posts: 203	Re: Tiresome Media Quotes You forgot one, Sackett -- "senseless violence." Now, what would "sensible violence" consist of? __________________ Happiness is a warm gun

04-13-2007, 08:13 AM	#8
Oneida Steve Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,028	Re: Tiresome Media Quotes "the gun went off". You see this in print when one knucklehead shoots his buddy by accident. They'd have us believe the gun was like a bomb, pre-programmed to "go off" with no human intervention. Just once I'd like to see the truth: "He pointed the gun at Bubba and pulled the trigger."

04-14-2007, 12:32 AM	#9
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Tiresome Media Quotes Yesterday the newspaper reported an incident with an "undocumented immigrant" __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

04-14-2007, 06:11 PM	#10
303carbine Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Vacouver Island BC Posts: 5	Re: Tiresome Media Quotes How about............embedded reporter Does that mean they are getting.....never mind.