Oil Shortage - The Firearms Forum

Pistolenschutze · 06-07-2007, 11:16 PM

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in ~~~
ALASKA~~~
California~~~
Coastal Florida~~~
Coastal Louisiana~~~
Kansas~~~
Oklahoma~~~
Pennsylvania and
Texas~~~

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC !!!

Any Questions ???

NO? I didn't Think So.

Bruce FLinch · 06-07-2007, 11:51 PM

Even if the dipsticks were where they were supposed to be...think they would get anything accomplished?

AL MOUNT · 06-08-2007, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Bruce FLinch

Even if the dipsticks were where they were supposed to be...think they would get anything accomplished?

Because a dip stick leaning to the left...

and a dipstick leaning to the right.....would give you a "slanted reading"....

pun intended....

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armedandsafe · 06-09-2007, 07:06 PM

If you EVER get a chance to dunk one of those dip-sticks head down in an oil well, DON'T DO IT!

I want to sell tickets, first.

Pops

Bruce FLinch · 06-09-2007, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by armedandsafe

If you EVER get a chance to dunk one of those dip-sticks head down in an oil well, DON'T DO IT!

I want to sell tickets, first.

Pops

Now theres a way to raise some revenue!

06-07-2007, 11:16 PM	#1
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Oil Shortage A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ ALASKA~~~ California~~~ Coastal Florida~~~ Coastal Louisiana~~~ Kansas~~~ Oklahoma~~~ Pennsylvania and Texas~~~ Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC !!! Any Questions ??? NO? I didn't Think So. __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter) -->

06-07-2007, 11:51 PM	#2
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Oil Shortage Even if the dipsticks were where they were supposed to be...think they would get anything accomplished? __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

06-09-2007, 07:06 PM	#4
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Re: Oil Shortage If you EVER get a chance to dunk one of those dip-sticks head down in an oil well, DON'T DO IT! I want to sell tickets, first. Pops