Dear Abby

Gunfyter · 06-11-2007, 08:40 AM

Dear Abby,
>
> I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as
> a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth (need I say more).
> One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
> My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
> marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
> prostitutes in Dallas.
>
> I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
> at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.
>
> My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual
> misconduct with his three children.
>
> I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
> Longview. She is a part time "working girl". All things considered, my
> problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into
> the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
>
> Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for
> President?
>
> Signed,
>
> Worried About My Reputation

Marlin · 06-11-2007, 10:44 AM

That's SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BBBAAAAAAAAADDDD,
GF !!!!!

06-11-2007, 08:40 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Dear Abby Dear Abby, > > I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as > a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth (need I say more). > One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. > My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling > marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are > prostitutes in Dallas. > > I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence > at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. > > My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual > misconduct with his three children. > > I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in > Longview. She is a part time "working girl". All things considered, my > problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into > the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. > > Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for > President? > > Signed, > > Worried About My Reputation __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

06-11-2007, 10:44 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Dear Abby That's SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BBBAAAAAAAAADDDD, GF !!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*