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Bruce FLinch · 06-12-2007, 11:06 PM

One day I saw an old lady sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing!" I told her.

Then I asked, "Do you mind telling me how old are you?"

"Twenty-four," she replied

bunnyhunter12 · 06-12-2007, 11:07 PM

very nice

06-12-2007, 11:06 PM	#1
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	longevity secrets One day I saw an old lady sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all." "That is absolutely amazing!" I told her. Then I asked, "Do you mind telling me how old are you?" "Twenty-four," she replied __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work. -->

06-12-2007, 11:07 PM	#2
bunnyhunter12 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Newfoundland, Canada Posts: 1,090	Re: longevity secrets very nice __________________ Quaerite Prime Regnum Dei~ Official motto of Newfoundland If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government --and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws. -- Edward Abbey in Abbey's Road, p.39 (Plume, 1979) -Smitty