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bunnyhunter12 · 06-12-2007, 11:06 PM

Bill and George went moose hunting every winter without success. So one year they came up with a cunning plan - they decided to rent an authentic cow moose costume and learn the mating call. They would then hide in the costume, lure the bull moose, slip out of the costume and shoot the moose.

The couple set off for the woods, climbed into the costume and found an ideal spot on the edge of a clearing where they gave the moose love call.

After a few minutes, a huge bull moose appeared. When it was close enough, Bill (at the front) said, “Let's get out and shoot him.”

But George (at the back) said, “I can't! The zipper’s stuck. What are we going to do?”

Bill said, “Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself.”

Bruce FLinch · 06-12-2007, 11:09 PM

06-12-2007, 11:06 PM	#1
bunnyhunter12 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Newfoundland, Canada Posts: 1,090	Hunters Bill and George went moose hunting every winter without success. So one year they came up with a cunning plan - they decided to rent an authentic cow moose costume and learn the mating call. They would then hide in the costume, lure the bull moose, slip out of the costume and shoot the moose. The couple set off for the woods, climbed into the costume and found an ideal spot on the edge of a clearing where they gave the moose love call. After a few minutes, a huge bull moose appeared. When it was close enough, Bill (at the front) said, “Let's get out and shoot him.” But George (at the back) said, “I can't! The zipper’s stuck. What are we going to do?” Bill said, “Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself.” __________________ Quaerite Prime Regnum Dei~ Official motto of Newfoundland If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government --and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws. -- Edward Abbey in Abbey's Road, p.39 (Plume, 1979) -Smitty -->

06-12-2007, 11:09 PM	#2
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Hunters __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.