I Told You I'd Get the Little Joker!!! - The Firearms Forum

tuckerd1 · 07-18-2003, 10:19 AM

HEHEHE!!! He won't make fun of me anymore!!

How to clean the cat.

1. Thoroughly clean toilet

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, closeboth lids and stand on top so cat cannot escape

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds (ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)

6. Flush toilet 3-4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors where he will air dry

SouthernMoss · 07-18-2003, 11:38 AM

There's just one problem ... I think Bob's too big to fit in the toilet.

(Bob in his usual position as lap kitty.)

inplanotx · 07-18-2003, 01:09 PM

ROFLMAO!

SM: When you stand on the lid, he'll fit, just won't be able to agitate the water enough. Might want to try flushing a few more times!!!

:P

07-18-2003, 10:19 AM	#1
tuckerd1 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Paint Rock Valley, Alabama Posts: 3,147	I Told You I'd Get the Little Joker!!! HEHEHE!!! He won't make fun of me anymore!! How to clean the cat. 1. Thoroughly clean toilet 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, closeboth lids and stand on top so cat cannot escape 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds (ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this) 6. Flush toilet 3-4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors where he will air dry -->

07-18-2003, 01:09 PM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	ROFLMAO! SM: When you stand on the lid, he'll fit, just won't be able to agitate the water enough. Might want to try flushing a few more times!!! :P __________________ Last edited by inplanotx; 07-18-2003 at 01:09 PM..

07-18-2003, 11:38 AM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	There's just one problem ... I think Bob's too big to fit in the toilet. (Bob in his usual position as lap kitty.)