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armedandsafe · 07-21-2003, 10:32 PM

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to
his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you
firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top
pantyhose.

"While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept
silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on
each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed
these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and
grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place,
she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get
rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool boy, and your
brother."

07-21-2003, 10:32 PM	#1
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	If only... One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose. "While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool boy, and your brother." -->