Alternative Meanings - The Firearms Forum

SouthernMoss · 07-24-2003, 06:34 AM

Alternative meanings, from The Washington Post

1. Coffee (n), a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v), to give up hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v), to attempt an explanation when drunk..
5. Willy-nilly (adj), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
7. Lymph (v), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n), an olive flavoured mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n), the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n), a humorous question in an exam.
12. Rectitude (n), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
13. Oyster (n), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
14. Circumvent (n), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n), the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Pokemon (n), a Jamaican proctologist.

Gunfyter · 07-24-2003, 08:44 AM

Nicely done. ROTFLMAO

07-24-2003, 06:34 AM	#1
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Alternative Meanings Alternative meanings, from The Washington Post 1. Coffee (n), a person who is coughed upon. 2. Flabbergasted (adj), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v), to give up hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v), to attempt an explanation when drunk.. 5. Willy-nilly (adj), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. 7. Lymph (v), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n), an olive flavoured mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n), the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n), a humorous question in an exam. 12. Rectitude (n), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you. 13. Oyster (n), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions. 14. Circumvent (n), the opening in the front of boxer shorts. 15. Frisbeetarianism (n), the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Pokemon (n), a Jamaican proctologist. -->

07-24-2003, 08:44 AM	#2
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Nicely done. ROTFLMAO __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work Last edited by Gunfyter; 07-24-2003 at 08:45 AM..