Menopause - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 07-30-2003, 09:09 AM

SM, try and contain yourself on this one.

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are
not amused, you shoot him.

3. You have to write post-it notes with your kid's names on them.

4. The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest.

5. You change your underwear after every sneeze.

6. You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendale's show.

SouthernMoss · 07-30-2003, 09:14 AM

ibtrukn · 07-30-2003, 12:14 PM

should rename that "menbettapause"

armedandsafe · 07-30-2003, 05:51 PM

DAMB....another keyboard shot to h3ll. Cat's not happy with me, right now, either.

07-30-2003, 09:09 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Menopause SM, try and contain yourself on this one. 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him. 3. You have to write post-it notes with your kid's names on them. 4. The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest. 5. You change your underwear after every sneeze. 6. You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendale's show. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

07-30-2003, 09:14 AM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651

07-30-2003, 12:14 PM	#3
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	should rename that "menbettapause"

07-30-2003, 05:51 PM	#4
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	DAMB....another keyboard shot to h3ll. Cat's not happy with me, right now, either.